Smoker's Headache (modified)

Dear readers, I have noticed that many people stumble upon this blog post on searching for "Smokers' headache", which I presume is a medical condition they are looking for. Please note that this blog is just a parody for someone who smokes and needs a cigarette and the process he has to go through to get it.

If you are looking for the medical condition, please refer to this post instead, http://himalayanbullet.blogspot.com/2011/08/smokers-headache-medical-condition.html

NOTE: I AM NOT A DOCTOR, PHYSICIAN OR SOMEONE WHO IS EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO MEDICINE.

1. You sense a desire for a cigarette.
2. Locate money to purchase a new pack.
3. Locate your bike keys.
4. Walk to your bike.
7. Sit in your bike.
8. Start your bike.
9. Put your bike in gear.
10. Ride to the nearest store.
11. Put your bike in park.
12. Stop your bike.
13. Get off your bike.
14. Walk to the store.
15. Walk inside the store.
16. Stand in line.
17. Request your brand of cigarettes.
18. Remove your money from your wallet.
19. Place your money .
20. Wait for your change.
21. Take your cigarettes & change.
22. Walk to the exit of the store.
23. Walk to your bike.
24. Sit On your bike.
25. Start your bike.
26. Put your bike in gear.
27. Drive to your home or smoking area [ i have 1 so ]
28. Put your bike in park.
29. Stop your bike.
30. Walk to the door of your home or the smoking place.
31. Unlock the door.
32. Open the door.
33. Walk inside.
34. Open the pack of cigarettes.
35. Remove a cigarette from the pack.
36. Locate a lighter or match.
37. Light the lighter or match.
38. Light your cigarette.
39. Smoke this one.
40. Have another for all this hard work!

This one is from my good friend Kevin... http://ketaktmko.blogspot.com/